kscotter:

that-twink-over-there:

thorgyorgy:

Do you even believe in God?

My last 2 brain cells

this is like 7 sucker punches in a row ☠️

(via kidkendoll)

xplainthexmen:

jakemorph:

mutantapologist:

Magneto: Are you interested in joining my team of mutants fighting for the end of mutant oppression? :)

A mutant: sure what’s it called?

Magneto: the brotherhood of evil mutants

Mutant: w

Mutant: why’s it called that

like you all wouldnt be hyped as fuck to join a gay rights club called the “brotherhood of evil gays”

…

this is an exceptionally valid point.

@buttscrunchie

(via kidkendoll)

andyjsamberg:

corporations at 12:00:00am on july 1st

(Source: kerirussel, via jacktaymes)

flynnriders:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas and ferb

(via thenitneverhastoend)

theshitneyspears:

“Your package will be delivered between 9 am and 6 pm”

(Source: theshitneyspears, via p-o-tt-a-t-o)